I joined Facebook recently. What a strange phenomenon it is. I appreciate getting to share photos with relatives and friends who live at a distance. I even appreciate people I knew finding me/being found, and being able to post links and other pieces of errata. But I am still trying to understand this twenty-four hour news cycle, Twitter-fomatic orientation to the world that seems the domain of a generation younger than I.
Someone passed on the tell me twenty five things about yourself irritant that is popular right now. I cringed. I did not like the trend when it started, and am not much of a joiner that way. My first response was flip, Fingers, toes, eyes, ears and nose. When I considered it fully, I finally just said oh, read the blog you lazy thing and forgot about it. Then, I came up with my own version of the challenge. If you took a snap shot of your life right now, what would you title it? I dont particularly mean the micro level of the actual minute, but a more general sense of reality. I decided mine would be A weakness for cheese and a fondness for robots.
Another friend forwarded a photo essay about egregious acts of culinary evil that make you fat from restaurants around the US. Well, they are not responsible for my particular issues, I thought, but certainly having become more sedentary and having a weakness for cheese has. When we were courting, Husband made a joke about my fondness for fermented milk by sending me the biggest hunk of cheddar (from Wisconsin) I had ever seen. The man understood me. The title also reminds me in some vague way of all things Monty Python, with some of Aardmans Wallace and Gromit series thrown in (and I do like a bit of gorgonzola). Cheese somehow sums up both the domesticity and absurdity I find myself in right now, and my fondness for it is both my downfall and my pleasure.
The robots reflect my Husband and sons fascinations. This birthday the boys are begging for a robot cake, which I have figured out how to make thanks to many examples from Google images (no, not a cake that walks around- although that would thrill them, and the subsequent active narrative of destroying it). Robots are everywhere in our home, and I have yet to completely understand the devotion to them. Which brings up my latest food related idea. Normally, if I had caught eldest son drawing on paper with one of my exquisite small bars of Madagascar chocolate that he obviously found on the fridge door behind the butter (ok, I should have hidden it better), I would have been angry. But it was cool in the house, and like a crayon it glided over the paper making an interesting brown robot. Most chocolates have a high wax content, so this came as no surprise really, but my special bar had a low wax content so in any warmer weather it would not have had the same effect. I thought about an Iron Chef episode in which a young pastry chef marveled and amazed the audience with his mastery of sugar, food coloring, and heat. I wondered if such a chef could make a sort of edible rice paper parchment, and a chocolate crayon to draw upon it. Little cartoons could be quickly sketched, and stuck at odd angles into small mounds of homemade ice creams. Finally the Chef could respond to his devotees like political cartoonists in dark bars and cafes. I have never heard of such a thing, so maybe I have actually come up with something new for once! You heard it here first, folks.
When I joined FB and logged in as trying to figure this out, one witty person told me to ask a neighborhood kid. If it were pure mechanics, I might have. But the statement was addressing the larger issue of cultural context, and the varieties of meanings behind all the applications. I still have not mastered Facebook, nor any of her sister circles of internet hell. But I am learning, and to my surprise- am glad. Maybe I am moving beyond the cheese. What would robots eat? What does this mass of circuitry consume other than time? I wondered out loud. My sons reply: Metal mom. Just like Iron Giant. Well, I have been a little short on iron lately. Pass me the supplements. . . or perhaps no. Machine age steam punk aside, that time has passed. Wetware and silicon, electricity and bio-projects swirl in my head. High-energy consumption gray matter, and we are back to a need for glucose doping. That greediest of organs, our brains. So maybe I am back to cheese after all, in moderation, with some crackers.
Shaped like robots, of course. Such conceptual fractals life seems to be, and I am out of bandwidth to follow the pattern for now.
See you on Facebook.